Etiquette biography

Open in full and who came up with starting the new academic year from September 1? They say - an ancient tradition. Traditions are, of course, good, but only early autumn is the right time for relaxation. One could wave to the Sea of ​​Okhotsk, sunbathe, pour diving ... I don’t like summer - it’s too hot. Neither street air conditioners, nor the system of shading of the domes, do not save.

Forty -six in the shade is not a joke for you. If you believe old films and books, a hundred years ago - before global warming - for Moscow and thirty degrees it was considered a bit too much. Personally, at thirty -seven I would have felt normally. But forty -six for my fifty -two - this is about age - already too much. Although in fairness it must be said that this summer was not the most exhausting.

Apparently, the global climate management service took up the mind. But, for example, the Sudanists are cold with us. If they have an average annual temperature of the populated continents at least fifty -three degrees on Sudanitan on the scale of Comrade Celsius. By the way, about the Sudanites ... I leaned over a shabby sensory screen, entered the class schedule, chose my last name.

He understands a lot in ergonomics, boy! Let it be let the youth connect to the terminal through the implant if they do not feel sorry for their brains. I'm somehow the old fashioned way. At least, working on the network, I can calmly pull my coffee and look out of the corner of my eye on Karina, running around the teaching in a tight mini-nut. And they, like wax figures from the Madame Tussasum Museum, sit with their eyes closed in their chairs and move with gyrus, moving around the links.

Watch scary! The funny thing is that after connecting the first in their minds, a window with a frightening text appears: “The International Health Committee warns: the effect of cyberspits on the human brain is not fully studied, and can harm your health! And what? Yes, they wanted to spit on it, as in the past smokers to warn about the dangers of tobacco. The screen was touched by a strip of loading and issued a window: “The PI-2 group, the planet Sudanit, four people.

The preparation time is three months. ” Well, it is - the Sudanny. Further, it was a small font: “Associate Professor of the Navigation Department, the captain of the second rank to Yujin Miln, the results of the Culture and the socio-political system of Sudanititis received in the year.” And a little lower: "It is recommended to familiarize yourself with the updated program for studying the planet." I leaned back in my chair, took a cup of coffee from the side table - natural, not synthetic.

Can a doctor of sciences, associate professor of the International Military Academy, afford a cup of real, Greenland coffee ... at least a couple of times per semester? Two years ago, I had to work with the Sudanny people, apparently, therefore, therefore, the central computer of the Academy has chosen me now. My admission to work with them was valid for another year, so he considered it simply irrational to prepare another teacher.

I remember I did not experience any special difficulties in teaching these guys. There was only some ... I don’t know how to say, awkwardness, or something, because of the features of their etiquette. Nevertheless, it really did not interfere with refreshing something in memory. Repetition, as you know, is the mother of the learning. I entered the virtual library and found the desired program.

Yeah, here: - the type of race is a humanoid, the coefficient of similarity in humbolt is zero as a whole ninety -seven hundredths. ” A good coefficient. Exactly, ”I recalled,“ the guys are almost no different from earthlings, more precisely, from some of us: they are black, that is, completely black, in the very sense of the word. The factor of the dynamics of the space industry at the beginning of the year is at least one whole seventeen hundredths.

” Wow! One whole seventeen hundredth! Of course, the Earth was accepted by the unit of all coefficients that evaluate the state and dynamics of the development of the galaxy planets. This means that by the pace of development of the Space Fleet, the Sudanis on seventeen hundredth ahead of our civilization. And this despite the fact that the general technogenic development is more than twice behind ours.

Well done, you will not say anything! Let's see further: “The military fleet is especially rapidly developing. According to the Sudanitian government, this measure is aimed at creating a reasonable parity of forces and ensuring the safety of the planet from threats from civilizations that did not join the Great Galactic Charter ... ”Honestly, the Sudanists had something to fear.

By “not joining” here, two planets were meant - Ishad and Amenik, who, as for evil, were located in the most immediate proximity to the Sudanitte rich in uranium and diamonds. According to the Ministry of Security of the Sudanite, this year it is planned to purchase two sixth -generation warships capable of using radiation weapons in hyperspace. ” This is already serious.

Two ships; Two navigators on each, here are four listeners of the Earth Military Space Academy. Everything is clear. At the next table he stirred, rebelled from his cybernetic sleep, Alex.He reached out, stunnedly looking at the room. It is always the case with them: they will get on the network through the implant, and then they come to themselves for five minutes.

If not for energy drinks, they could not really talk. And as soon as this modern youth holds classes? They have completely forgotten the normal human language. Yesterday, for example, Alex asks me:-Eugene, according to monitoring data with common access, you moved to New Longon three months and two days ago. There is evidence that this is a cool place. Confirm or comment on a negative answer.

Then, after thinking a little, he added: - Please. I almost fell out of the chair from such a tirade. It is more pleasant to communicate with the computer. I remember that I gave him the rights of the older one by age, position and rank ... Then he hid his eyes all day from me, like a naughty puppy. Again I was distracted. Let's see further what they have with a social structure and the features of communication?

This fact was one of the reasons why the trial was not recognized as a planet worthy of entering the Great Galactic Charter. However, later, thanks to the detailed study of the public foundations of Sudanitus, it was found that an immediate rejection of the clans system can lead to social cataclysms ... ”-some nonsense, I thought. We read on. Sudanite etiquette is often surprised by representatives of other planets, and in some cases is distinguished by unreasonable cruelty in relation to violators of legalized rules.

” In my opinion, rather, good. Personally, I, working with the Sudanites, did not notice any special deviations from our etiquette. Well, perhaps they are too polite and courteous. I would even say - annoyingly polite: they bow like the Japanese, their hands are pressed to their hearts. I am immensely grateful to you, teacher. We cannot afford to sit in your presence, a teacher.

” So what now, standing will you study? I remember that I was able to turn this bzik only with cunning - explaining to them that on Earth there is a strictest custom: "... and before the call rings, sit down at school at school." I once read this in a collection of children's poems of the last century, I remembered for some reason. And the desk is a student table ...

The frightened Sudanists nodded their heads and how the knitted ones collapsed on the chairs. And this is perhaps all. Although no, not all. These guys surprised me with their hard work and craving for knowledge. Working with them is easy and pleasant.

For the entire semester, none of them received a control score below ninety -seven points. I'm not talking about an exam where they all reported to a round hundred! What is sin to hide, our listeners rarely when they reached ninety -five, complaining about the complexity of discipline and the greater density of the educational process. Well, we will teach our friends to competently operate the navigation equipment of the sixth generation ship ...

What are we have there? Having launched a list of models, I found Sumy and, clicking on the screen, introduced a discipline program into the educational process settings system. This means that in five to six minutes the informational and acting module of my audience will turn it into a virtual cabin of the sixth generation modern star, where during the semester I will teach my listeners the wisdom of space navigation.

On the "six" I certainly did not fly. But the twenty -two years given to the Military Space Fleet, plus the scientific degree gave me the right to believe that the students would leave the walls of the Academy with ready -made specialists. In any case, in my discipline ... September turned out to be extremely cold and rainy. The temperature did not rise above thirty, and at night fell to twenty -three, like in winter.

It seems that the Global Climate Management Service has nevertheless overturned. The classes lasted for the second week.